I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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