The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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