Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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