dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Come share oat with me in your robe
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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