Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
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