I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
