I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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