I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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