I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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