I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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