I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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