Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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