Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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