if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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