my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Randomize
