Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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