You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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