you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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