She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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