I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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