i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
