shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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