I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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