we're blogging at a bar
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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