dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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