But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
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i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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