I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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