btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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