Where is the hickey?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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