remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
she told me i tasted like america
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
They took my balls.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
