Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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