I want to make a zoo with you.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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