I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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