i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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