i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I am mentally ready for anal.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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