Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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