she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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