does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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