im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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