I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
this boner is exhausting
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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