What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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