My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a burrito and a hug.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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