I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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