Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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