Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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