And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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