Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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