bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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