...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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