No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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