I wish my penis had an off switch
I accidentally had phone sex last night
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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