Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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