I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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