he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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