so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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